Goble, Goble, DEAD!

Hi, I'm officer steve cox here with some thanksgiving safety tips. its important to properly thaw out your bird because if you dont you could spend your holliday on top of the kitchen toilet making you holliday season go down the drain!

you know turkeys are loaded with a chemical called triptyphan some street names for it are: trip, purple poultry dust and one other name that I cant remember. in small doses its harmless but if you pig-out you could be eating dessert in hell!

-mel gibson-complete savages.

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I've only got 3 more days! It's been like my child over the past 3 months and now in 3 days it's just gonna be gone and only my memories will remain  fourtunately I've made some great memories....but that's not gonna keep me from crying on sunday. but every thing must come to an end....and I must admit that the show isn't very easy but I'm gonna miss it and all my family (the cast and crew) but hopefully the relationships built during the show will lead to some great friendships